Steve Austin opened with a promo. He's going to watch from the skyboxes alongside Eric Bischoff.

Cena & Palumbo & Stamboli Def Benoit & Rhyno & Spanky via pinfall: This was similar to a Heat match. A rush job with Spanky pinned by the FBI after the kiss of death. A reasonably awful match.
Bischoff & Austin are hanging together now in the Skybox.

La Resistance Def Test & Scott Steiner via pinfall: La Resistance won after a flapjack. There was no signs of a break up between Steiner & Test. La resistance should of gone up against a different Tag Team like the Dudleys for their first PPV. Another awful match.

Guerrero said he was going to pick a tag team partner. He said he wanted a partner who was "crazy" & it turned out to be Tajiri.

Tajiri & Eddie Guerrero Def Team Angle: Tajiri blew mist into Sheltons eyes allowing him & Eddie to grab the gold. Because Team Angle was inexperienced in a ladder match, this would have been a better bout without the ladder.

Austin & Bischoff talked about wanting to raid Guerrero. Austin began to teach Bischoff how to drink beer.

Roddy Piper and Jericho had a confrontation. Piper was the face in this skit, which makes perfect sense since he's wrestling Hogan. They almost became friends when this was over.

Christian won via disqualifying Booker T: Val Venis was announced as having been rehired by Steve Austin.
Booker T threw out Christian to win. Christian decked Pat Patterson took the belt and gave Booker a belt shot. However, Chad Patton had been bumped and didn't see the finish even though the bell rang. So Christian won, to set up a program with Booker. Looks like the title change will be in Houston next month for the hometown pop.

Bikini contest is next. Crowd was slightly in favor of Sable. Torrie Wilson then took off her bikini to wear a bunch of strings everywhere. Tazz announced her as the winner without consulting the crowd, since part of the crowd booed Torrie. By bikini contest standards Sable was in better shape.

Austin and Bischoff are drunk now.

Piper is back mad at Jericho. Vince gives Piper a pep talk.

Hogan Def Piper: Hogan won in less than five minutes with a legdrop. Zach Gowen (Tenacious Z) prevented Vince from interfering. O'Haire tried to hit Hogan with a pipe given to him by Vince, but hit Piper when Hogan moved, to set up the win. Very bad match.

Kevin Nash Def HHH via DQ: HHH got DQ'd quickly for hitting Earl Hebner with a sledgehammer. Most of the bout was spent with each guy knocking down Hebner. Nash Jacknifed HHH through the announcers table after the match. They threw Flair and Michaels out from ringside before the match to make sure HHH wouldn't get cheered. Crowd didn't seem to care about much except popping for the table breaking.

Eric hurled "What a punch line that was" & Austin threw beer on him.

Jackie vs. Jazz vs. Victoria vs. Stratus for the women's title is up now.

Jazz Def Jackie with a DDT.

Lesnar Def Show in the stretcher match by bringing a forklift out and putting him on and maneuvering it to the back after an F-5. Lesnar did a great job here. This was probably the best match of the show & might just win match of the year.